Posts

SS2020 Best Hats for Starting a Fight

Image
Who doesn't like to go outside and let off some steam? All of us here at Vogue Karen certainly do!  We love to leave the house and find something that makes us upset, so we can yell and point and stomp and then get back into our car and really enjoy that Norah Jones album now that we're all relaxed. But why should we always be the ones to initiate? Luckily for you, we've curated some of the seasons best hats that will start a fight for you. While these are obvious choices (and possibly already in your wardrobe), nothing makes liberals more rabid than a MAGA hat. These aren't made by any fancy design houses, but made by the best designer of all, God. Adding some bling so the hat will just catch more eyes and cast a wide net of people you can argue with. Let the fun begin! SS2020 Angel Chen Do you hate when people assume anything about you? This Angel Chen hat is a polarizing choice, the size and textile make it impossible to ignore, anyone looking at it...

SS2020 Looks That Prove You're Not Racist

Image
In these times, it's important to have receipts and visual evidence of everything! Including the fact that you're not racist. The best way to show someone what's inside your heart and mind, is to wear it on your clothes. If you're confronting someone in public and they try to tell you that you're racist, point at your peace-sign tattoo, tell them how your best friend is asian. Then you can continue arguing about why you're really mad. SS2020 Michael Kors This Michael Kors sweater perfectly explains that the person wearing it, has no hate. How can you be racist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynist, ableist, etc. if you don't have any hate for anything? Exactly. SS2020 Alianna Liu Are you about to yell at your LGBTQ coworker, but worried about the optics? This Alianna Liu dress is office-appropriate with rainbows to let them know that you are an ally, and can't be homophobic. SS2020 Marta Jakubowski This Marta Jakubowski jacket-dress is ...

SS2020 Best Looks for School Events

Image
All of us here at Vogue Karen know how important education is. But the education our children receive at school does not compare to the education we provide as their mothers. It's vital to control their lives and ensure that their school doesn't interfere, and fashion is the best way to do that, so we've compiled this season's best looks for school events! No matter what your child is like at school, we have a look that will let them know that your child is perfect and the school isn't doing enough for them.   SS2020 Tory Burch A conservative, feminine look is a classic because it gives the appearance of stability and normalcy. Which is ideal if you're headed to a meeting with the school principal because your kid is "continually causing havoc" and may "be expelled". This Tory Burch look will help you disorient the school as you refuse to believe their stories and demand an apology. SS2020 Christopher John Rogers The fuschia is ...

SS2020 Best Dresses for Upstaging the Bride

Image
It's wedding season! Every Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter we're invited to weddings, where we have to play background-characters to the lovely couple's most perfect day. But if we're there then it's OUR day as well, and we might not want to be background. These dresses are guaranteed to put you front and center.    SS2020 Rodarte Are you younger and prettier than the bride? Are you trying to remind everyone that her fairy-tale story is done while yours is now beginning? This Rodarte gown is demure in color and flamboyant in silhouette, like yelling at everyone to not stare at you... but you love the attention, and this dress on you will make the bride's blood boil. SS2020 Balmain Bright red, sparkly silver, flowy at the bottom like fire and structured on the top like ice. The opposing forces of this Balmain dress (or pantsuit?) demand attention, and even peripherally will catch your eye. Also so complimentary to all body types. If you stand nex...

SS2020 Best Tops for Yelling at Customer Service

Image
We've all been there. Maybe your food order is incorrect, the product broke, the clothes don't fit, you don't like your haircut, the staff was rude, you're confused, it tastes bad, it smells bad, it looks bad, it feels bad, this is actually about something else, or even it's not about anything at all! But the person in front of you... they fucked up. They are in front of you right now, and you are prepared to explode.  Yelling at customer service has a high probability of being filmed by the employee or people nearby, so you better look amazing! Depending on the situation or your fight-style we have the BEST tops from this years Spring Summer runways SS20 Giorgio Armani The sheer top and beaded cardigan are cute, but this is ALL ABOUT THE BOA ! Unleashing your irrationality while wearing this boa will be dramatic and sexy, and absolutely go viral. This Giorgio Armani boa will open up the doors to reality-tv fame, dating a rich person, so...