SS2020 Best Tops for Yelling at Customer Service
We've all been there. Maybe your food order is incorrect, the product broke, the clothes don't fit, you don't like your haircut, the staff was rude, you're confused, it tastes bad, it smells bad, it looks bad, it feels bad, this is actually about something else, or even it's not about anything at all! But the person in front of you... they fucked up. They are in front of you right now, and you are prepared to explode. Yelling at customer service has a high probability of being filmed by the employee or people nearby, so you better look amazing! Depending on the situation or your fight-style we have the BEST tops from this years Spring Summer runways
The sheer top and beaded cardigan are cute, but this is ALL ABOUT THE BOA!
Unleashing your irrationality while wearing this boa will be dramatic and sexy, and absolutely go viral. This Giorgio Armani boa will open up the doors to reality-tv fame, dating a rich person, social-media influence, and so much moreeee!
If you need to speak to the manager, what's better than showing up as the CEO?! The shoulder pads exude power and confidence, while the beading will catch the light as you shift side-to-side and roll your shoulders. You should also tell them you're wearing VERSACE. Who wouldn't give you a full refund and future coupons?!
Are you at a fancy event, with the most important people, and things aren't going perfectly??? Have you worked incredibly hard to get here and aren't getting the respect you feel entitled to??? I hope you're wearing this Christian Siriano top and skirt, so you can look glamourous while making so much noise as the beaded-fringe echos the claps and heel stomps as you throw your tantrum! You can play the song "It's My Party and I'll Cry If I Want To" in your head while you pretty-cry to extract sympathy.
This billowy blouse will exaggerate your arms and shoulders as you take up space to prove your point. The softness of the blouse will exude "non-threatening" as you enter their personal space to make them uncomfortable and submit to your demands. The ornate-patterning looks expensive too and let's them know that you could buy the whole place if you wanted.
This baby-blue Stella McCartney top is so adorable, and perfect for calmly-intimidating someone at a daycare, child's birthday party, religious gathering... The color and shoulders are so delicate, while the sharp collar and fortress-like paneling remind people that you are a threat.
Grandmotherly and matronly are words we don't consider fashionable or powerful but who is revered and respected more than one's grandma? This Louis Vuitton blouse is rich, feminine, conservative, and perfect for all body types and ages. Channel your inner-grandma as you use sweetness to lure them in, and them emotionally-manipulate them into public apologies and special treatment.
Comments
Post a Comment