SS2020 Best Hats for Starting a Fight
Who doesn't like to go outside and let off some steam? All of us here at Vogue Karen certainly do!
We love to leave the house and find something that makes us upset, so we can yell and point and stomp and then get back into our car and really enjoy that Norah Jones album now that we're all relaxed. But why should we always be the ones to initiate? Luckily for you, we've curated some of the seasons best hats that will start a fight for you.
While these are obvious choices (and possibly already in your wardrobe), nothing makes liberals more rabid than a MAGA hat. These aren't made by any fancy design houses, but made by the best designer of all, God. Adding some bling so the hat will just catch more eyes and cast a wide net of people you can argue with. Let the fun begin!
SS2020 Viktor and Rolf
SS2020 Viktor and Rolf Couture
Another great Viktor and Rolf hat, but this one is best for ordinary events, especially outdoors. Imagine wearing this gorgeous gold hat in the stands of your kid's soccer game, when someone behind you taps your shoulder... Oh, this hat is blocking YOUR view? Oh, this hat is reflecting sunlight into YOUR eyes? I thought this was a free country and you have no right to police to what women can wear!
We love to leave the house and find something that makes us upset, so we can yell and point and stomp and then get back into our car and really enjoy that Norah Jones album now that we're all relaxed. But why should we always be the ones to initiate? Luckily for you, we've curated some of the seasons best hats that will start a fight for you.
While these are obvious choices (and possibly already in your wardrobe), nothing makes liberals more rabid than a MAGA hat. These aren't made by any fancy design houses, but made by the best designer of all, God. Adding some bling so the hat will just catch more eyes and cast a wide net of people you can argue with. Let the fun begin!
SS2020 Angel Chen
Do you hate when people assume anything about you? This Angel Chen hat is a polarizing choice, the size and textile make it impossible to ignore, anyone looking at it can only love or hate it. This hat says "psychedelic fun" and wearing it to a music festival will help you fit in; when someone asks you if you want or sell drugs you can have so much fun as you whip your hat off to show them your strong asymmetrical bob! Not this Karen! Wearing this hat in more conservative settings has its fun, as people assume you're a free-loading hippie you get to let them know exactly who you are!
This Viktor and Rolf hat is pompous, the connected scarf is dramatic, and all together it's so over-the-top unneccessary! When worn to a fancy event, it's guaranteed to make other pretentious patrons oh so jealous... If you're feeling extra nasty, also wear a monocle! Someone is guaranteed to ask "who do you think you are?!" and luckily you've been waiting to tell them.
Another great Viktor and Rolf hat, but this one is best for ordinary events, especially outdoors. Imagine wearing this gorgeous gold hat in the stands of your kid's soccer game, when someone behind you taps your shoulder... Oh, this hat is blocking YOUR view? Oh, this hat is reflecting sunlight into YOUR eyes? I thought this was a free country and you have no right to police to what women can wear!
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