SS2020 Best Looks for School Events
All of us here at Vogue Karen know how important education is. But the education our children receive at school does not compare to the education we provide as their mothers. It's vital to control their lives and ensure that their school doesn't interfere, and fashion is the best way to do that, so we've compiled this season's best looks for school events! No matter what your child is like at school, we have a look that will let them know that your child is perfect and the school isn't doing enough for them.
SS2020 Tory Burch
A conservative, feminine look is a classic because it gives the appearance of stability and normalcy. Which is ideal if you're headed to a meeting with the school principal because your kid is "continually causing havoc" and may "be expelled". This Tory Burch look will help you disorient the school as you refuse to believe their stories and demand an apology.
The fuschia is loud, and the rouching is puffed and proud. You'll look like the proud mother hen as you walk through the school doors with your kid, and you can show off your toned arms (and remind everyone who physically fit you are). This Christopher John Rogers look is great for events where you have to interact with other parents, and you can use your good looks to gain popularity and social capital.
SS2020 Versace
Is your child being accused of bullying or being disrespectful? How dare the school mistake power as bad?! The best way to get the school to submit is to arrive as the financial dom you are! This Versace look has the strong shoulders, the cinched waist, the leather straps bound up the leg... no school administrator can stand up against someone so sexy and powerful. If they thought your kid was tough they aren't capable of handling you.
SS2020 MiuMiu
Nobody can talk as much as money can. MiuMiu always makes you look like you've inherited grandiose wealth. Flashing opulance will let everyone at the school know that the ring on your pinky finger is worth more than their car, so keep pointing those fingers as you let the school have it!
SS2020 Dries Van Noten
Did you rarely make it to class growing up? Well you turned out amazing, and school is stupid! If you absolutely must attend a school event (or step foot in the school) then it's best to look like you don't want to be there. Slinky, comfy outfits appear like you don't want to be out of bed, so upgrade to luxurious textiles and colors which exude an effortless-chic and appear like you could be anywhere cooler and more fun.
SS2020 Lela Rose
Arriving to a school event in pristine condition demands respect, and nothing is more clean and pressed than this Lela Rose dress. If your kid is well-behaved you should use them as an accessory to emphasize how perfect your life is and how much better you are than everyone else!
A conservative, feminine look is a classic because it gives the appearance of stability and normalcy. Which is ideal if you're headed to a meeting with the school principal because your kid is "continually causing havoc" and may "be expelled". This Tory Burch look will help you disorient the school as you refuse to believe their stories and demand an apology.
SS2020 Christopher John Rogers
The fuschia is loud, and the rouching is puffed and proud. You'll look like the proud mother hen as you walk through the school doors with your kid, and you can show off your toned arms (and remind everyone who physically fit you are). This Christopher John Rogers look is great for events where you have to interact with other parents, and you can use your good looks to gain popularity and social capital.
Is your child being accused of bullying or being disrespectful? How dare the school mistake power as bad?! The best way to get the school to submit is to arrive as the financial dom you are! This Versace look has the strong shoulders, the cinched waist, the leather straps bound up the leg... no school administrator can stand up against someone so sexy and powerful. If they thought your kid was tough they aren't capable of handling you.
Nobody can talk as much as money can. MiuMiu always makes you look like you've inherited grandiose wealth. Flashing opulance will let everyone at the school know that the ring on your pinky finger is worth more than their car, so keep pointing those fingers as you let the school have it!
Did you rarely make it to class growing up? Well you turned out amazing, and school is stupid! If you absolutely must attend a school event (or step foot in the school) then it's best to look like you don't want to be there. Slinky, comfy outfits appear like you don't want to be out of bed, so upgrade to luxurious textiles and colors which exude an effortless-chic and appear like you could be anywhere cooler and more fun.
Arriving to a school event in pristine condition demands respect, and nothing is more clean and pressed than this Lela Rose dress. If your kid is well-behaved you should use them as an accessory to emphasize how perfect your life is and how much better you are than everyone else!
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