SS2020 Best Dresses for Upstaging the Bride
It's wedding season! Every Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter we're invited to weddings, where we have to play background-characters to the lovely couple's most perfect day. But if we're there then it's OUR day as well, and we might not want to be background. These dresses are guaranteed to put you front and center.
SS2020 Rodarte
Are you younger and prettier than the bride? Are you trying to remind everyone that her fairy-tale story is done while yours is now beginning? This Rodarte gown is demure in color and flamboyant in silhouette, like yelling at everyone to not stare at you... but you love the attention, and this dress on you will make the bride's blood boil.
SS2020 Balmain
Bright red, sparkly silver, flowy at the bottom like fire and structured on the top like ice. The opposing forces of this Balmain dress (or pantsuit?) demand attention, and even peripherally will catch your eye. Also so complimentary to all body types. If you stand next to the bride in this garment, her white dress will be dissolve to the power of this gorgeous fit. Nobody will see her.
SS2020 Elie Saab Couture
Are you trying to be as disrespectful as possible? Then you must wear this Elie Saab Couture look. You're more expensive, you're wearing white, you're wearing pants, you're wearing a cape, you're wearing bigger jewels, you're wearing sunglasses, you're stunting all over the bride while appearing
Are you younger and prettier than the bride? Are you trying to remind everyone that her fairy-tale story is done while yours is now beginning? This Rodarte gown is demure in color and flamboyant in silhouette, like yelling at everyone to not stare at you... but you love the attention, and this dress on you will make the bride's blood boil.
Bright red, sparkly silver, flowy at the bottom like fire and structured on the top like ice. The opposing forces of this Balmain dress (or pantsuit?) demand attention, and even peripherally will catch your eye. Also so complimentary to all body types. If you stand next to the bride in this garment, her white dress will be dissolve to the power of this gorgeous fit. Nobody will see her.
SS2020 Marc Jacobs
Do you thrive off people talking about you? Then this Marc Jacobs look will be the talk of the wedding. A controversial choice that everyone will have an opinion on, and everyone will remember. For added drama, don't show anyone what you're going to wear, and if they ask just say "a Marc Jacobs dress."
Are you trying to be as disrespectful as possible? Then you must wear this Elie Saab Couture look. You're more expensive, you're wearing white, you're wearing pants, you're wearing a cape, you're wearing bigger jewels, you're wearing sunglasses, you're stunting all over the bride while appearing
to absolutely not care. If anyone's bothering that's their problem.
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